Are you and your fellow golfers the kind of guys who compare yourselves? Do you like to harass your friends while you are golfing? This is the golf towel for you and your friends!
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The second piece that Big Bonez will be debuted is another t-shirt. It will be depicting Bonez trying to take a rented scooter for a ride. Bonez went on a guy’s weekend trip. While on the trip, they decided they were going to rent motorcycles for the day. However, there were not enough motorcycles for all the guys. Some of the guys were going to have to ride scooters. By the time Bonez caught up with everyone, all the motorcycles were gone. Bonez was going to have to ride one of the scooters. Everyone was having a great time riding together, until the guys started up a hill. Bonez’s scooter was having a VERY difficult time climbing the hill with him on it. The scooter was sputtering and chugging along. The other men were literally circling Bonez as he was trying to get his scooter up the hill. People were pointing and laughing the entire way! Over the sputtering of the engine, all the guys could hear was Bonez yelling, “What can I say, I’m just Big Boned!”
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Every year Bonez takes a weekend golfing trip with the guys. As luck would have it, these were also the same guys who were around when Bonez was created. During the previous years’ trip, as the guys were teeing off on a long, narrow, tree-lined par 5, Bonez was the only one to pull out his driver. The guys told Bonez that he had “Big Balls” for pulling out his driver on that particular hole. So, this year when they left for their weekend golf trip, each of the guys received a new golf towel from Bonez because it, “Takes a Big towel to wash Big Balls!!!”
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