A big thank you to Livin Large with Geoff Pinkus at AM 560 Chicago WIND.  Bonez was on air with him this past Sunday night (6-13-10).  Check out www.geoffpinkus.com to watch the podcast.  The Bonez interview is at the start of hour two.  Absolutely hilarious!  Be sure to check it out!

Thank you Geoff Pinkus and Livin Large!!! is a post from: Big Bonez

T-shirts and golf towels are now available for purchase.  Hats are coming soon!

Golf towels are here! is a post from: Big Bonez

It’s official — you can now buy Big Bonez products!!!  T-shirts are availalbe!!!  Hats and golf towels should be available within a few weeks.  Be sure to stop by the Productz page and pick up a new t-shirt for the spring!  Happy Shopping!

It’s Official… is a post from: Big Bonez

We are in the final stages of launching Bonez.  If you happen across the Productz page, you will find the t-shirts.  However, you can’t purchase them quite yet!  Will be releasing more info soon about when you can actually purchase productz.  Thanks for your patience!

You can look, but you can’t touch — YET! is a post from: Big Bonez

What can I say, I’m just BIG BONED!  Ever tried to get into your dream car, say a corvette, and not fit in the seat? Or tried on that perfect pair of pants, and not be able to button them?  Or gotten on a roller coaster, and not been able to latch the seatbelt? Everyone can relate to the idea of being “big boned.”  Whether you have personally struggled with your weight or know someone who has struggled with their weight, why toy with the notion of admitting you are overweight, when it is much easier to declare, “What can I say, I’m just BIG BONED!”

What can I say, I’m just BIG BONED!!! is a post from: Big Bonez

Whether you are a big risk taker on the course or whether you go through a lot of balls, it does take a lot of balls to golf the way Bonez does.  When you are looking for a new golf towel for this spring, be sure to check out our Productz page and order yours today!

It takes a lot of balls is a post from: Big Bonez

Are you and your fellow golfers the kind of guys who compare yourselves?  Do you like to harass your friends while you are golfing? This is the golf towel for you and your friends!

How do you measure yourself? is a post from: Big Bonez

The second piece that Big Bonez will be debuted is another t-shirt.  It will be depicting Bonez trying to take a rented scooter for a ride.  Bonez went on a guy’s weekend trip.  While on the trip, they decided they were going to rent motorcycles for the day.  However, there were not enough motorcycles for all the guys.  Some of the guys were going to have to ride scooters.  By the time Bonez caught up with everyone, all the motorcycles were gone.  Bonez was going to have to ride one of the scooters.  Everyone was having a great time riding together, until the guys started up a hill.  Bonez’s scooter was having a VERY difficult time climbing the hill with him on it.  The scooter was sputtering and chugging along.  The other men were literally circling Bonez as he was trying to get his scooter up the hill.  People were pointing and laughing the entire way!  Over the sputtering of the engine, all the guys could hear was Bonez yelling, “What can I say, I’m just Big Boned!”

The Scooter is a post from: Big Bonez

Every year Bonez takes a weekend golfing trip with the guys.  As luck would have it, these were also the same guys who were around when Bonez was created.  During the previous years’ trip, as the guys were teeing off on a long, narrow, tree-lined par 5, Bonez was the only one to pull out his driver.  The guys told Bonez that he had “Big Balls” for pulling out his driver on that particular hole.  So, this year when they left for their weekend golf trip, each of the guys received a new golf towel from Bonez because it, “Takes a Big towel to wash Big Balls!!!”

Takes a BIG towel to wash BIG balls is a post from: Big Bonez

The first piece that Big Bonez will debut, is a t-shirt depicting Bonez sinking a kayak.  A few years ago, while on a Caribbean cruise vacation with some friends, Bonez decided they should all rent kayaks and see the Bahamas from the water.  Three kayaks were rented; one for the ladies, one for his friend, and one for Bonez.  Everyone was paddling out of the bay, when they heard Bonez start yelling he wasn’t going to make it and that he was taking on water. (Please keep in mind, we were all only a few yards out into the water!) As they turned around, they saw Bonez’s kayak starting to sink and him paddling frantically back to shore.  All they could hear was Bonez yelling, “What can I say, I’m just Big Boned!”

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