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What can I say, I’m just BIG BONED! Ever tried to get into your dream car, say a corvette, and not fit in the seat? Or tried on that perfect pair of pants, and not be able to button them? Or gotten on a roller coaster, and not been able to latch the seatbelt? Everyone can relate to the idea of being “big boned.” Whether you have personally struggled with your weight or know someone who has struggled with their weight, why toy with the notion of admitting you are overweight, when it is much easier to declare, “What can I say, I’m just BIG BONED!”
The second piece that Big Bonez will be debuted is another t-shirt. It will be depicting Bonez trying to take a rented scooter for a ride. Bonez went on a guy’s weekend trip. While on the trip, they decided they were going to rent motorcycles for the day. However, there were not enough motorcycles for all the guys. Some of the guys were going to have to ride scooters. By the time Bonez caught up with everyone, all the motorcycles were gone. Bonez was going to have to ride one of the scooters. Everyone was having a great time riding together, until the guys started up a hill. Bonez’s scooter was having a VERY difficult time climbing the hill with him on it. The scooter was sputtering and chugging along. The other men were literally circling Bonez as he was trying to get his scooter up the hill. People were pointing and laughing the entire way! Over the sputtering of the engine, all the guys could hear was Bonez yelling, “What can I say, I’m just Big Boned!”
The first piece that Big Bonez will debut, is a t-shirt depicting Bonez sinking a kayak. A few years ago, while on a Caribbean cruise vacation with some friends, Bonez decided they should all rent kayaks and see the Bahamas from the water. Three kayaks were rented; one for the ladies, one for his friend, and one for Bonez. Everyone was paddling out of the bay, when they heard Bonez start yelling he wasn’t going to make it and that he was taking on water. (Please keep in mind, we were all only a few yards out into the water!) As they turned around, they saw Bonez’s kayak starting to sink and him paddling frantically back to shore. All they could hear was Bonez yelling, “What can I say, I’m just Big Boned!”
